Its the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown, Canyonero! Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the? courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody? with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero!